I DON'T HUG
Seriously, don't touch me.
(I actually had this one made for me on Haight Street. I try to wear it whenever I meet new people. The casual hug. FEAR IT.)
My other ass is much nicer than this
My other rack is much better than this
Front "No, I don't need any help finding anything"
Back, "Yes, I am finding everything okay, thanks."
SAVE YOUR BREATH BUDDY,
I'M JUST HERE FOR THE BEER.
I just came here for a latte
and a biscotti
NOT to get laid.
BLOW ME, I’M SCOTTISH
SIGH...
BOOK SMART
LIFE STUPID
I WISH YOU WERE A BEER
IF YOU LIKE PINA COLODAS
AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
YOU ARE PROBABLY GAY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
STARING AT MY BREASTS!
AREN'T THEY FABULOUS?
SUCK
MY
BIG
BLACK
DICK
MY SHRINK CAN BEAT UP YOUR SHRINK
Sure you can buy me a drink!
Then I can tell you all about my
divorce and my kids and my therapy
and this surgery I just had and…
Hey where are you going?
I wanna be a gay man
those bitches have everything
AND they come every time!
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